Sik Stane - Demo
Industrial Sik Stane (sic) is Daniel Klot. That's the nicest possible thing I can say about this demo. It's 'marketed' as sounding like 'a used cunt emptying its cumblood contents.'

Yep. I reckon it sounds worse. You see, this is a kid attempting to shock, defile, and pervert the name of music, with terrible spelling, and piss poor gore-themed lyrics. I can't even listen to it again.

The first track 'The doctor is in[side-you]' is probably the best track on here, and it's absolute most pivotal moment, it sounds like Combichrist underwater, but the vocals sound like 50 cent having a shit. Don't even get me started on the AWFUL lyrics. An example of the hilarity is: 'Meat worms live inside my skin, exploding from my cock ball sin, take off the death mask before asphyxiation can begin.' What makes it even more hilarious is that he goes from whispering to crooning, and almost sounds like Lady Gaga.

I refuse to even give 'Blood Cock Playground' a description, it's basically a women coughing with some shitty bells and drums. The vocals are so bad that my wrists are trying to bang themselves on the desk, I'm in tears, and the glass of milk on my desk is trying to curdle.

If this kid ate cereal, it would crawl out of its bowl and run away. Honest to god, it sounds like someone vomiting with reverb.

'-flychild-' features beatboxing, and it is both the first, and likely last, industrial act to ever do this as, ladies and gentlemen, Sik Stane beatboxing sounds like a Furby falling down a flight of stairs.. There's something in the background that's meant to be female vocals, but it's like a distant hoover being molested.

'eater' needs no comment, and 'Rape me on LSD' can be reviewed with an astounding 'no'. Last year, I reviewed Gothic Guy at Xmas, and butchered the artist. I apologize to him for that, as this would make it sound like a 10/10 masterpiece.

I promise each and every one of you that you will NEVER hear anything this shit for the rest of your lives. At one point, the vocals sounded like a Dolphin being bludgeoned, while someone was gorging on peanuts. Why me?

You can listen to and download the demo on last.fm, if you really want to...
http://www.last.fm/music/Sik+Stane/DEMO

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. It can only get better. I truly believe this is a joke act.
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Sik Stane - Demo

0.5
"The death of man"
Demo released 2009
Sik Stane (sic) is Daniel Klot. That's the nicest possible thing I can say about this demo. It's 'marketed' as sounding like 'a used cunt emptying its cumblood contents.'

Yep. I reckon it sounds worse. You see, this is a kid attempting to shock, defile, and pervert the name of music, with terrible spelling, and piss poor gore-themed lyrics. I can't even listen to it again.

The first track 'The doctor is in[side-you]' is probably the best track on here, and it's absolute most pivotal moment, it sounds like Combichrist underwater, but the vocals sound like 50 cent having a shit. Don't even get me started on the AWFUL lyrics. An example of the hilarity is: 'Meat worms live inside my skin, exploding from my cock ball sin, take off the death mask before asphyxiation can begin.' What makes it even more hilarious is that he goes from whispering to crooning, and almost sounds like Lady Gaga.

I refuse to even give 'Blood Cock Playground' a description, it's basically a women coughing with some shitty bells and drums. The vocals are so bad that my wrists are trying to bang themselves on the desk, I'm in tears, and the glass of milk on my desk is trying to curdle.

If this kid ate cereal, it would crawl out of its bowl and run away. Honest to god, it sounds like someone vomiting with reverb.

'-flychild-' features beatboxing, and it is both the first, and likely last, industrial act to ever do this as, ladies and gentlemen, Sik Stane beatboxing sounds like a Furby falling down a flight of stairs.. There's something in the background that's meant to be female vocals, but it's like a distant hoover being molested.

'eater' needs no comment, and 'Rape me on LSD' can be reviewed with an astounding 'no'. Last year, I reviewed Gothic Guy at Xmas, and butchered the artist. I apologize to him for that, as this would make it sound like a 10/10 masterpiece.

I promise each and every one of you that you will NEVER hear anything this shit for the rest of your lives. At one point, the vocals sounded like a Dolphin being bludgeoned, while someone was gorging on peanuts. Why me?

You can listen to and download the demo on last.fm, if you really want to...
http://www.last.fm/music/Sik+Stane/DEMO

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. It can only get better. I truly believe this is a joke act.
Dec 27 2011

Demo

Demo release from the artist. A brief tape or recording illustrating the abilities of the artist.

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